Caution Spoilers

Film reviews from a Rotten Tomatoes critic

  • Home
  • Re-caps (spoilery!)
  • Film Reviews
  • Shorts
  • Documentaries
  • Trailers/Clips
  • Interviews
  • Podcasts
  • 225 Film Club
  • Stunts
  • Actors
  • Genres
  • Pictures and posters
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
You are here: Home / Trailers / John Wick Chapter 2 Trailer Goes 50 Shades Darker: “Will Somebody Please Give That Man My Number!”

John Wick Chapter 2 Trailer Goes 50 Shades Darker: “Will Somebody Please Give That Man My Number!”

6th February 2017 by Sarah Leave a Comment

When they turn up on valentines day slight petrol station flowers and no chocolateThe new John Wick Chapter 2 trailer is brilliant, though it looks pretty standard action for Valentine’s Day to me. I am hard as nails though.

The sequel to the Keanu Reeves slow-burner from 2014 is out in a few days and  I can think of far worse ways to spend Valentine’s Day than at the cinema watching Keanu indulge his Gun Fu habit.

The John Wick 2 Super Bowl Sunday trailer spoofs 50 Shades Darker (though frankly, spoofing 50 Shades – a franchise which has never had pretentions above sexy elevator shagging and lip biting – is a bit like kicking a kitten, albeit a kitten wearing a black velvet and diamanté eye mask).

John Wick: Chapter 2 is out on 10 February in the US, with UK previews on 14 February before a 17 February release.

Filed Under: Trailers Tagged With: film trailers, gun fu, john wick, john wick 2, john wick chapter 2, john wick trailer, keanu, keanu reeves, movie trailers, pregame trailer, super bowl, trailers

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Looking For

ABOUT ME

Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

Site info here.

Reviews

“Wuthering Heights” 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Housemaid 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Rope 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Naked Gun 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Roses 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Jurassic World: Rebirth 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

28 Years Later 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Fire Of Love 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

ClearMind 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Alien: Romulus 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Better Man 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Monty Python & The Holy Grail 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Madame Web 2 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Dagr 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

65 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Saltburn 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

The Boys In The Boat 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

Get the latest reviews by Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to and receive notifications of new reviews by email.

Copyright © 2026 · Caution Spoilers Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in