If you can remember the ’80s, were you really there? Do you want to remember? What, even the shoulder pads? Very spoilery. (My five star review is here.) “Rory. Stop.” So ends The Nest, with wife Allison finally asserting her authority, literally and figuratively now at the head of the table, when he skulks in… The Nest ending: did you twig? Read More
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Pig: a recap
Very spoilery. My review is here — I went the whole hog and gave it five-stars. It is a crackling movie though. I’m sorry but this does not end well for the pig. Let us bacon — I mean begin. The film is split into three acts, or meals. Part 1: rustic mushroom tart A… Pig: a recap Read More
Werewolves Within: order of deaths!
Who is the Beaverfield werewolf? Is miserable Emerson Flint a misanthrope lycanthrope? What about postperson Cecily, the mythical seventh child? Or Trisha the crazy maple syrup lady (though that would mean she ate her own dog)? Could it actually be ranger Finn, the affable incomer? Only two people and one dog are actually killed by… Werewolves Within: order of deaths! Read More
Werewolves Within 4 stars
With a werewolf terrorising a tiny American town during a snowstorm, the residents must decide if community is better than fighting before they all get eaten. Never has “it’s coming from inside the house!” been more apt, as a group of argumentative residents from the small town of Beaverfield take shelter in the local inn… Werewolves Within Read More
Cruella 3 stars
Prequel covering the rebellious early days of one of cinemas most notorious – and notoriously fashionable – villains, the legendary Cruella de Vil. Cruella may be all fur coat and no knickers but it’s also bouncy fun with bite, as we are blessed with the two best Emmas (sorry Hermione and Baby Spice) fighting it… Cruella Read More
Winner or dinner? Army Of The Dead: who dies, who survives, what we know and what we don’t
Very spoilery on what happens, plus I talk about those threads left hanging. This is long but not as long as Zack’s movie. Click down to the bottom if you simply want a list of deaths in order… (My four star review is here.) And if you don’t want to read the whole thing, TL,DR:… Winner or dinner? Army Of The Dead: who dies, who survives, what we know and what we don’t Read More
Army Of The Dead 4 stars
With zombie-infested Las Vegas walled up and due to be nuked in 32 hours, casino boss Bly Tanaka offers zombie war veteran Scott Ward a slice of the $200 million in the vault under Bly’s casino if he can assemble a team and retrieve it. This review is not massively spoilery. If you are in… Army Of The Dead Read More
NEW Army Of The Dead character posters unleashed — and yet not one of Zombie Tiger?
*** Read my 4-star review and article about the film *** Zack Snyder’s Vegas-set zombie thriller Army Of The Dead is out in May, and you can check out the 12 new character posters below. Sadly zombie tiger, the clear breakout star of the trailer, is not one of them. Maybe they’re saving that for… NEW Army Of The Dead character posters unleashed — and yet not one of Zombie Tiger? Read More
The ending to Jakob’s Wife: is it the end though?
Very spoilery, so read on to find out about the film’s meaning, the ending, what I like to think happens next, and also what the Deirdre / Mike / Ken love triangle from Coronation Street has to do with all this. (You can read my 3.5/5 review here.) “Thirty years of been dutiful, obedient, supportive… The ending to Jakob’s Wife: is it the end though? Read More
Easy, undead tiger: Zack Snyder’s Army Of The Dead gets a trailer
*** Read my 4-star review and article about the film *** “A simple in-and-out,” he said. But really, who pays $50 million for that? Las Vegas has been sealed off with its zombies, when zombie-war hero Scott Ward (Dave Bautista) is offered that huge sum to break in and “rescue” $200 million from a vault… Easy, undead tiger: Zack Snyder’s Army Of The Dead gets a trailer Read More
Love, duty and sexual chocolate: is it happily ever after in Coming 2 America?
Spoiler-filled. Who marries who? And where? And do we finally get to hear Randy Watson singing “We are family, I got sexual chocolate with me?” [Answers: read on, read on, yes] (Or check out my 3-star review.) All’s well that ends well in Coming 2 America, with Meeka being made Akeem’s heir, and Lavelle returning… Love, duty and sexual chocolate: is it happily ever after in Coming 2 America? Read More
I Care A Lot 4 stars
A woman uses the legal system to strip elderly people of their assets – until she becomes guardian to one woman with some scary associates. I Care A Lot shows how capitalism is now so venal it’s actually easier to stay within the law than break it when screwing people over to make your fortune,… I Care A Lot Read More
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