I often mistake one actor for another because of their names – if anyone can mix up Ansel Elgort and Alden Ehrenreich, think that Lily James’s dad is Phil Collins, or have a brain explosion over Allison Brie and Brie Larson both being famous at the same time, it’s me.
And don’t even get me started on the Ryans and the Chrises, we’ll be here all day while I painstakingly try to work out which is the one with the beard before realising they have all, at one time or another, had a beard.
But none of them are quite so confusing as these two: ladies and gentlemen, may I give you, Jonesy the cat from Alien, and Bob from A Sreetcat Named Bob.
My. Work. Is. Done.