Hey Krampus! I’ve found you a lovely wife to “lock horns” with! Everyone needs someone to love during the festive season, and maybe this will stop you looming up trying to ruin people’s Christmases by dragging them to Hell, when quite often they haven’t actually done much wrong.
(You didn’t drag off Stalin, or Pol Pot, or Henry VIII did you. Just some poor boy who broke an ORNAMENT in A Christmas Horror Story. And the squabbling kids in Krampus. Seriously, you need to deal with your anger issues, Big K. No wonder Santa’s more popular.) Anyway here she is – I know, I spoil you.