Congratulations to gorgeous George and the equally gorgeous Amal Clooney, who celebrated their 2nd wedding anniversary last week! It may not sound that impressive but superstars are like dogs, so one year of a Hollywood marriage is equal to seven of a mere mortal’s.
I googled wedding anniversary presents and apparently the modern gift for a 2nd anniversary is China! Did you buy her China George? It’s a big place so probably quite hard to wrap. Next year it’s LEATHER – so Amal, expect some kinky shit going down in September 2017.
Anyway I’m guessing that, two years on:
- Amal’s red wine-stained wedding dress will still be crumpled up in one of those 10p Waitrose bags-for-life, in a corner of the wardrobe, waiting to go to the dry cleaner’s.
- The wedding pics are stuffed in a drawer in their original ProntaPrint envelopes waiting to be sorted (best one made into mugs & mousemats for this year’s Christmas presents, and wallpaper for the downstairs loo; horrible ones where the reportage photographer caught you both cramming prawn vol au vents into your mouths when you though no one was looking destined for the shredder.)
- George STILL won’t have done his half of the thank-you cards. I bet Amal’s were written, stamped and posted within three days.
So let’s raise our glasses (vintage champagne for them, Waitrose prosecco for us, Asti Spumante for everyone else) to George and Amal – so if you could both stop saving the world for just one minute so George could do a “From Dusk Till Dawn” sequel that would be awesome.