Carrie Fisher has died aged 60. Lots of people are remembering her as Princess Leia, General Organa, but she was also a hugely influential mental health activist, a successful script doctor and a brilliantly funny and insightful author. Star Wars rather passed me by when it came out, then in the 1980s anything 70s seemed hideously… “Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By My Own Bra” – RIP Carrie Fisher Read More
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONE OF THE RYANS!! Sorry but I still can’t tell you guys apart. And I’m still convinced that either you’re both the same Ryan, or one Ryan is the Hardest Working Man In Hollywood making a film a week, and the other Ryan does sod all and sits around on his arse all… Either Ryan Reynolds Or Ryan Gosling is 40 Today Read More
Congratulations to gorgeous George and the equally gorgeous Amal Clooney, who celebrated their 2nd wedding anniversary last week! It may not sound that impressive but superstars are like dogs, so one year of a Hollywood marriage is equal to seven of a mere mortal’s. I googled wedding anniversary presents and apparently the modern gift for a… Happy Wedding Anniversary George and Amal! Read More
Oh George! I know Amal’s stunningly gorgeous designer wardrobe is costing a fortune as she saves the world, while dressed up to the 9s. (To be fair to Amal, who actually does some good, I don’t save anyone, in fact I deliberately tread on spiders, while dressed up to the 3s. So shoot me now,… The Curious Case of Clooney’s Casamigos T Shirts Read More
A teaser poster for “John Wick – Chapter 2” has been released, with Keanu being measured up (a job sadly I didn’t see advertised). I’m glad they’re keeping his sharp suits. Just as long as they make them with enough room for, er, what’s it called again? Oh yes his gun. The sequel to 2014’s surprise… John Wick: Chapter 2 teaser poster released Read More
Let me be the 2,456,702 person to make this joke today. And tomorrow. And the next day. (Okay I’ll stop now).
I was just thinking that it’s ridiculous thinking that Jennifer Aniston would be pissed off with Brad for leaving her for Angelina 12 YEARS AGO then I realised that I’M still pissed off with Brad for leaving her for Angelina 12 years ago.