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Trolls 3D 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

26th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

The Zombie Apocalypse had reached Troll Town. Signs of infection included heartfelt sighing, and pulling away from a hug after only 10 minutes

If your children aren’t sure about a trip to the cinema to watch Trolls this Halloween half-term, just say these few words to them. No, not “I See Dead People”, but “They Poo Cupcakes”. Look I’m the first to admit I’m the very worst kind of British cynic, dropping what I think are darkly droll bon-mots from the sidelines… Trolls 3D Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews

Gods of Egypt 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

23rd October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

Eight foot tall. Gold blooded. Goddess-shagger. Scottish. To be honest this is how I’ve always imagined Gerard Butler in real life. Though I’d probably draw the line at referring to him as God of Darkness – I’ve never been to Paisley, his home town, but it can’t be that bad. But in Gods of Middle England, Sorry,… Gods of Egypt Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews Tagged With: bek, chadwick boseman, egyptian gods, elodie yung, fantasy, geoffrey rush, Gerard butler, god of air, god of darkness, god of light, god of wisdom, goddess of love, gods, gods of egypt, Hathor, horus, king of egypt, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Ra, rufus sewell, set, Thoth, whitewashing

The Girl On The Train 3.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

13th October 2016 by Sarah Leave a Comment

"And this is what I looked like when I started waiting for the 6.25pm train to Brighton"

According to friends of mine who attend book clubs, I’m the only woman left not to have not read Paula Hawkins’ novel on which this film is based, which means you will be spared all that tutting when it veers away slightly from the novel and, for example, poor Rachel is wearing a grey frumpy… The Girl On The Train Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews Tagged With: murder, trains

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Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic, John Wick lover and Gerard Butler apologist. Still waiting for Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem

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