Oh come on, I’ve got two small boys and I’ve spent the last seven years of bedtimes pretending to be Thomas The Bloody Tank Engine, a celebratory “whoo woo!” is the least you should expect. Anyway are you singing “Born Slippy” by Underworld under your breath yet? For people old enough to remember the first Trainspotting… Woo Woo! Here’s The Official Trainspotting 2 Trailer Read More
Matt Damon Starring as Luke Hemsworth in Westworld
I’ve finally started watching Westworld several weeks after everyone else in the whole world. And head of security Ashley Stubbs at the Westward theme park, played by oldest Hemsworth brother Luke, looks remarkably like that intergalactic liability, Matt Damon. If you haven’t seen Westworld yet, it’s a TV show about a wild west theme park… Matt Damon Starring as Luke Hemsworth in Westworld Read More
New Trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage & Autocorrects Everywhere Are Freaking Out
My autocorrect is fine of course because xXx is how I sign off my texts (even to my bank manager. In fact especially to my bank manager. Never works though). Anyway! That new xXx: Xander Cage trailer. As you probably know it’s pronounced Triple X and is the third in the franchise following on from… New Trailer for xXx: Return of Xander Cage & Autocorrects Everywhere Are Freaking Out Read More
We’ve Been Gifted A Trailer For Gifted
Click here for the Gifted review and video review There’s a new film coming out in April 2017 from Fox Searchlight Pictures. Directed by Marc Webb, the film is called Gifted and it’s about a little girl called Mary who is being brought up by her uncle after his sister Diane – her mother – dies. Mary… We’ve Been Gifted A Trailer For Gifted Read More
LIFE Trailer Shows Life On Mars And It’s Not Happy
A trailer for the movie LIFE was shown in the US during the Walking Dead yesterday and it’s looking like a corker. LIFE movie is directed by Daniel Espinosa and stars Ryan Reynolds, Ariyon Bakare, Hiroyuki Sanadi, Rebecca Ferguson and Jake Gyllenhaal as scientists on the International Space Station. They find life on Mars, but it turns… LIFE Trailer Shows Life On Mars And It’s Not Happy Read More
Hotel Transylvania 3.5 stars
Let’s face it, really all a top notch kids’ movie needs is at least one excellent fart joke, a running time of around 90 minutes and a story where good triumphs over evil. But mainly, an excellent fart joke. Actually I’d happily take these criteria for any movie, whichever age group it’s aimed at. But Hotel Transylvania – the animated… Hotel Transylvania Read More
Tom Hardy And The Importance of Playing Ernest
I love heroes who look like heroic failures but actually were incredibly successful against the odds, even if they didn’t complete their stated mission. Whether it’s George Mallory attempting to summit Everest in 1924 in hobnail boots and a tweed coat (I like to think he and Irving made it to the top); or Sir… Tom Hardy And The Importance of Playing Ernest Read More
Gerard Butler Has Fallen On His Feet Again
Hurray! Gerard Butler is helping the Fallen once more, whether they like it or not, like a God-botherer who won’t stop knocking on your door despite you patiently telling them time and time again that you are quite happy on the dark side, thank you. Because now it’s official that – after Olympus Has Fallen… Gerard Butler Has Fallen On His Feet Again Read More
Trolls 3D 4 stars
If your children aren’t sure about a trip to the cinema to watch Trolls this Halloween half-term, just say these few words to them. No, not “I See Dead People”, but “They Poo Cupcakes”. Look I’m the first to admit I’m the very worst kind of British cynic, dropping what I think are darkly droll bon-mots from the sidelines… Trolls 3D Read More
One Never Had Any Bill Money And One Is Bill Murray
One of these repeatedly made the same mistakes in his private life day after day. And the other is Bill Murray, star of Groundhog Day. And the other is Bill Murray, star of Groundhog Day.
Gods of Egypt 2.5 stars
Eight foot tall. Gold blooded. Goddess-shagger. Scottish. To be honest this is how I’ve always imagined Gerard Butler in real life. Though I’d probably draw the line at referring to him as God of Darkness – I’ve never been to Paisley, his home town, but it can’t be that bad. But in Gods of Middle England, Sorry,… Gods of Egypt Read More
Jack Reacher – Never Go Back 3.5 stars
I was looking forward to this film as the subheading to my life as a mum is Never Go Back, usually after my kids have done something considered unspeakable by polite society in a delightful local teashop involving a homemade scone and a milk jug. And I was only slightly disappointed. Edward Zwick’s film is not going to win… Jack Reacher – Never Go Back Read More
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