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A Reindeer’s Journey – kids’ review! 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

11th November 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

A Reindeer’s Journey – kids’ review!

I wanted to give this 9.9 but mum said it had to be out of five stars. The start is brilliant, the rocks in the snow are made to look like a reindeer’s head. I’ve actually seen reindeer in Finland. Last year I went to Lapland to meet the real Father Christmas and our hotel… A Reindeer’s Journey – kids’ review! Read More

Filed Under: Christmas, Featured 3, Film Reviews, Kids, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: finland, lapland, norway, reindeer

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (kids’ review!) 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

31st October 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (kids’ review!)

Goosebumps 2 is just the right length, as I wasn’t bored at all during it. My favourite character is Mr Chu who lives next door to the children in the film, because he’s cheerful and likes Halloween as much as me. I really like the film especially the start. But the kissing is gross. In the… Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (kids’ review!) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews, Kids Tagged With: halloween

Nest – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Short Film 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

8th October 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Nest – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019)

There’s a big bird with pink feathers that wants to be friends with a little bird and its friends. It chases the little bird to make the little bird like him but the little bird gets scared. Then the big bird makes a lovely nest on the ground and the little bird and its friends… Nest – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews, Kids, London Film Festival, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: birds, colour, friendship, nest

Good Heart – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Short Film 4.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

7th October 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Good Heart – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019)

At the start I didn’t understand what was happening but then I realised. The pictures look like they’ve been drawn with crayons. It’s from Russia but it doesn’t matter because the family in it just grunt. There is a family of Stone Age people and when the boy goes to collect apples he comes back… Good Heart – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews, Kids, London Film Festival, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: cavemen, family, pets, stone age

Jerich0 – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Short Film 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

6th October 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Jerich0 – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019)

This is my favourite of all the short films I’ve watched this week. It’s about a robot lizard and it’s only one minute long. When I heard “Jericho” I thought that sounds like a lovely name and I think the lizard might be called Jericho.  It starts off not much sad. The robot lizard crawls… Jerich0 – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews, Kids, London Film Festival, Reviews By Kids, Support Indie Film Tagged With: friendship, lizard, robot

The Penguin Who Couldn’t Swim – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Short Film 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

6th October 2019 by Cassian 1 Comment

The Penguin Who Couldn’t Swim – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019)

This film is five and a half minutes long. There’s a penguin who can’t swim because he has a short wing. Nobody speaks but that doesn’t matter. There isn’t much detail in their faces. Sometimes you can only see their eyes but you can still tell how they are feeling. He watches his friends swimming… The Penguin Who Couldn’t Swim – kids’ review! (short film – London Film Festival 2019) Read More

Filed Under: Film Reviews, Kids, London Film Festival, Reviews By Kids, Support Indie Film Tagged With: disability, friendship, penguins

The Witches (kids’ review!) 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

31st August 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

The Witches (kids’ review!)

I don’t believe in witches and I don’t believe in ghosts. The Tooth Fairy is real though. People say she uses the children’s teeth to build a castle of teeth but I don’t think that. The witches in this film have horrible toes so they have to wear horrible shoes and they are bald with… The Witches (kids’ review!) Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews, Kids, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: england, grand high witch, mice, witches

Princess Emmy (kids’ review!) 2.5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

14th August 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Princess Emmy (kids’ review!)

In Princess Emmy she has a gift because she can talk to her horses. Her favourite horse is called Ceasar. I talk to my cat but she doesn’t understand that many words. In the film Princess Emmy lives in a castle with her family. Her cousin Gizana is mean to her. She comes to stay because they… Princess Emmy (kids’ review!) Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews, Kids, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: friendship, horses, princess, talking animals

Charming (kids’ review!) 4 stars☆☆☆☆☆

8th August 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Charming (kids’ review!)

At the end of Charming they have a true love kiss. Ugh. Luckily it’s not in real life. I didn’t want to watch Charming as I thought it would be boring but I liked it. Prince Charming (Wilmer Valderrama) has a curse on him from Nemeny Neverwish (Nia Vardalos) so women fall in love with… Charming (kids’ review!) Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews, Kids, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: cinderella, curse, fairy tales, prince charming, sleeping beauty, snow white

Angry Birds Movie 2 (kids’ review!) 5 stars☆☆☆☆☆

7th August 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Angry Birds Movie 2 (kids’ review!)

*** Read my mum’s 3.5/5 review here *** Today I went to see The Angry Birds Movie 2 with my mum and brother. I really didn’t want to go. I didn’t think it would be any good as I used to like Angry Birds but don’t any more but… IT WAS SUPER GOOD. At the… Angry Birds Movie 2 (kids’ review!) Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews, Kids, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: birds, eagles, Pigs, teamwork

Movie tie-in toy review: Rex Dasher’s Porsche Mission E from “Playmobil: The Movie”

5th August 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Movie tie-in toy review: Rex Dasher’s Porsche Mission E from “Playmobil: The Movie”

After Cassian (aged 7) wrote a review of Playmobil: The Movie, we were contacted by Playmobil to ask if he and his brother Ashton (aged 10) would like to review some of the merchandise tie-ins from the film. Cassian chose Rex Dasher’s Porsche Mission E supercar, RRP £69.99, and his brother Ashton chose Emperor Maximus… Movie tie-in toy review: Rex Dasher’s Porsche Mission E from “Playmobil: The Movie” Read More

Filed Under: Kids, Other Reviews Tagged With: playmobil, playmobil the movie, porsche mission e, rex dasher, rex dasher porsche, supercar

Playmobil The Movie (kids’ review!) 3 stars☆☆☆☆☆

14th July 2019 by Cassian Leave a Comment

Playmobil The Movie (kids’ review!)

My name is Cassian and I’m 7. This is my review of Playmobil The Movie which I saw today with my mum and my brother. A sister and brother called Marla and Charlie find out their parents have died in a car accident, so Marla has to stay at home to look after Charlie (who… Playmobil The Movie (kids’ review!) Read More

Filed Under: Featured 3, Film Reviews, Kids, Reviews By Kids Tagged With: bereavement, playmobil, siblings

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1. John Wick: Demonhunter (AKA Constantine)
2. John Wick
3. Mike Banning vs John Wick
4. Mike Banning vs John Wick: Requiem
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